O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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