Welp...herpes.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I would fuck him just for his dog
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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