is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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