He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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