why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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