Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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