I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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