Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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