im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm getting married
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