I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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