Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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