my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
operation have a gay friend backfired
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Watching her eat just hurts me
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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