Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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