Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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