I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.