Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You can't motorboat a personality
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.