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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he asked me to hangout with him...and his son

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan

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• (714): View more from California

  Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...

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