i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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