Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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