I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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