I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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