I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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