My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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