jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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