i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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