I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Randomize