when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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