i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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