I hope mine doesn't look like that
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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