In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize