do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
