You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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