Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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