have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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