Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.