I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.