you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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