wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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