PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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