she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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