Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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