Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
kristin has been a bad kristin
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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