why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
