Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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