Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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