Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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