HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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