ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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