My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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