It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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