Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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