Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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