Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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