Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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