She went from zero to smokin in five shots
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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