i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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