Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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